Such a shame

I'm Jo ♥
..and I want to do bad things with you.

I have a thing for confidence, nice eyebrows, fake eyelashes, stockings, my law degree, He is Legend, physical contact, telling people they’re attractive, new people, new places and new experiences. I love where I live; I love cocktails, nights on the toon and enough vodka to drown in.

Oh, and this is what I look like.

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everyone seems to be going absolutely mad over this xbox reveal, and I’m sat here like this;

Miss Piggy On Beauty

fearfullymade-locs:

thedameloves:

homeisaheartbeat:

What are your top beauty tips?

Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.

Never too old to learn from the Muppets.

And this:

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy

rachael lets go to kfc.

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Gemma Arterton for GQ (2010)

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